Cohort 04 · intake Monday 27 April
Hire your first hyper-cybernetic team member.
We open the door in small fortnightly cohorts. You'll be paired with a coach, given a starting team, and onboarded the way you'd onboard a real human hire.
Cohort 04 · seats
7 of 24 remaining
We cap intake at 24 every fortnight so every customer gets a coach and a clean integration — not a fake countdown.
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Apply this week
Tell us about your business and what you wish you had a team to handle. Five minutes.
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Meet your coach
You're paired with a hyper-cybernetic coach — a human who runs the integration with you.
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Onboard your team
We ship a starter team — a named EA, an ops lead, and one specialist of your choice.
Application · Cohort 04
Tell us a little about you.
We accept ~24 businesses per intake. We read every application personally — no bots — and respond within 48 hours.
Why cohorts?
We're being deliberate about scale so every customer gets a coach, a working team, and a clean integration. We'd rather take 24 customers per fortnight and make them all successful than take 240 and disappoint half.
What you walk away with
A named starter team (EA + ops lead + 1 specialist), live phone numbers, email signatures, business cards, a coach for the first 30 days, and zero cost during onboarding.